The (semi) Daily Joke



NO PETS ALLOWED

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had
a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered
down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over 
to
that bar and get something to drink."

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with 
us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman
put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye 
dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"

The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of 
dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew
his story would be a bit more unbelievable. 

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye 
dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?  A Chihuahua?  You mean they 
gave me a damn Chihuahua??


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Posted 11/20/2000